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About Me Member Shock Writer Kahlie-Marie "Chuck" Huggins18/Female/Canada Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Eight Years LaterHe surprises her at work eight years later, just ponies up to the bar and orders a white Russian as casual as anything. It barely takes her a moment to recognize him, and she drops the carton of cream on the bar. Dress and hair dripping with splattered half-and-half, she wells up with fat, sloppy tears and chokes out his name.   "Am I too late?" he asks, and she shakes her head. Never too late. That night, she packs her things and leaves her husband of four years while he sleeps. No, it'd never be too late for him to come and collect her.   They drive south, cross the border, check into a motel and make love. While she cri Eight Years Later
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It's Not a Walk of ShameI finally fall asleep around six-thirty, holding in my mind's eye the vague final memory of him kissing the pad of thumb, only to be jolted awake again fifteen minutes later when an alarm goes off somewhere in the dark. Through a haze of booze, weed, and exhaustion, I feel him kiss the nape of my neck and pull his arms out from around me. I arch my back against the sudden cold as his damp chest peels away from my back, and he pulls the blanket back over top of me.  He shuts the door behind himself.  I can hear the shower and then, quietly from the living room, the news on the TV. I haven't watched the news in months. The microwave w It's Not a Walk of Shame
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My Birthday Weekend Take IIThe red bible open in the hands of the guy at the next table is bound with packing tape and looks like a phone booth Yellow Pages pad left to warp and wrinkle in the rain. What draws a person who trust any doctrine so much that he would have it accompany him so far through life? And then there's me, my cracked copy of an acid guru's manifesto, straddling religions, keeping kosher and building altars around a pentagram. Telling stories about Mother Lilith to an audience of college kids bent on MDMA and flickering. On the last warm day of the year, highlighting passages from my new 'bible' in a coffee shop and thinking, hell, when I said I'd re My Birthday Weekend Take II
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Things I LearnedThings I Learned About My Halloween Weekend (But Not Until After the Fact)   
 
I.  I smoked no less than fourteen Belmont cigarettes on Saturday,  at $9.50 a pack before tax.  This is a rough estimate and,  surprisingly, comparatively few.  This morning, I'm lending my last ones out  to boys who dropped yellow powder and smoked  Legends  'til they puked.   
"I'll spot you one tomorrow."  Of course you will, Pumpkin.  My lungs must hate me.   
II.  Before going to bed, I am told,  I took two Flintstones multivitamins and an Advil,  then organiz Things I Learned
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I'm Chuck-short-for-Kahlie-Marie. And I'm fucking awesome.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: a hotel room in downtown toronto. you're jealous.
  • Interests: surrealist film, space travel, politics, knitting.
  • Favourite movie: from dusk 'til dawn; fight club
  • Favourite band or musician: asher roth, kid cudi, marilyn manson, queens of the stone age.
  • Favourite genre of music: jazz, WWII swing, folk & 1st-wave ska.
  • Favourite artist: pablo picasso; edgar degas; claude monet
  • Favourite poet or writer: chuck palahniuk; truman capote
  • Favourite photographer: irving penn; floria sigismondi
  • Favourite style of art: impressionist; surrealist; cubist
  • Favourite game: space invaders. tetris.
  • Favourite cartoon character: soundwave; hank & dean venture; gandhi.
  • Personal Quote: "I'm Meryl Streep, and these are my lions."

brooklyn, we go hard.

Sun Nov 1, 2009, 10:06 PM
  • Mood: Contempt
  • Listening to: whatever tilley's spinning.
  • Watching: the boys playing smash bros.

bitches!
i have returned.
like i always do.

i'm sitting in the living room connected to mine,
listening to tilley
spin on some electronic DJ programme
on his macbook.

miles, graeme, and chaileen are playing super smash bros.

halloween was epic and i was ABSOLUTELY FUCKED,
i actually had to be told what i'd just said several times.
to laugh at my horrible drunk tweets @ =paridox: [link]
for the microblogged saga of me putting my night together: [link]


classic lines from the night:
"I'M A FUCKING CONDOM. Get it? Please laugh at me, it's funny." - Kyle Morris
"These are my important things. It's very important that I be able to find these in the morning." - Chuck Huggins (that'd be me), as I arranged my wallet, cell phone, Primrose ID, room key card, and a packet of cigarettes neatly on the carpet...then went to bed.
"NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NO. THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. I DID NOOOOT SMOKE FOURTEEN CIGARETTES TONIGHT." - on the way certain substances that were taken made everyone chain-smoke to a ridiculous degree.
"I talk a fucking TONNE." - Miles Ingrassia...and he totally picked up chicks using that line.



we're writing a blog based on one of my roommates:
[link] - Fuck Yeah, Miles Ingrassia
He's legend. Check it out and tell me what you think.

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~otherwise-duck Oct 20, 2009, 7:20:05 AM
(thank you for the favourite)

(and happy belated birthday)
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~elephant-ears Oct 20, 2009, 10:08:20 AM
you're welcome/thank you. (:

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donny osmond? what are you doing at the north pole?!
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~black-ace-reaper Sep 18, 2009, 11:32:33 AM
DO you have an aim account?

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Masked by an identity been worn for so long by thy we forget the persona`betwixt the mask and reality. Faust
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~elephant-ears Sep 18, 2009, 6:34:28 PM
Actually no, the only IM programme I use is MSN.

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donny osmond? what are you doing at the north pole?!
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~black-ace-reaper Sep 19, 2009, 11:08:07 AM
May I talk to you on there,then?

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Masked by an identity been worn for so long by thy we forget the persona`betwixt the mask and reality. Faust
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~elephant-ears Sep 19, 2009, 3:29:18 PM
Sure,
my email is listed under my info in my profile.

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donny osmond? what are you doing at the north pole?!
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~black-ace-reaper Sep 19, 2009, 4:45:13 PM
You've been added,I'm trying to talk but it says you're busy.

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Masked by an identity been worn for so long by thy we forget the persona`betwixt the mask and reality. Faust
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~Alec-the-Great Sep 6, 2009, 5:45:10 PM
I thank you humbly for the watch.:ahoy:

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A person's two biggest questions in life:

1) Who am I?

2) What's my purpose in life?

Alec - Can you answer these questions?
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